• job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • me: most likely dead not that it matters because life is a never ending downward spiral of misery and suffering, has no meaning, and there is no god
  • job interviewer: ok
  • buttermilkqueen:

    dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

    martinskki:

    a thrilling saga

    clown-dick:

    for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

    strangevibezz:

    xahhx:

    Art by Justin White

    (I just framed all of these and put them up in Danger’s room today!)

    YOURE THE BEST DAD

    1337tattoos:

Sarah Keeley
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    1337tattoos:

    Sarah Keeley

    realitytvbitch:

    When someone says they don’t like Beyoncé

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